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Nothing like a corporate piss-up to get you within spittin' distance of a b-list babe like luvli Heidi (The pretty one) from the ever evolving girl band that is the Sugababes. No doubt the girls were expecting to troop on, bang out the odd 'hit' and dash off to their babe lair, cackling loudly as they counted off the squillion euros that got them there. The poor creatures never expected baying hordes of suited cretins, heavily oiled on free Moet, to drown them out with a dischordant version of 'Push the Button.' Keisha scowled down on proceedings with barely disguised loathing and the new one who isn't Munter, looked like she was about to hurl. Only our Heidi maintained a professional air, gamely plucking a S60 flashing heart from the povo and pinning it to her bosom (God bless it) Hats off to them tho, they did a very passable rendition of Artic Monkeys' 'You look good on the dancefloor' which is overrated shite anyway and no worse for being spouted by les babes. All in all a jolly party, made doubly gratifying by the goodie bag containing a 6gb Sony walkman, not to mention the Sugababes CD to give to niece for her birthday (yeah, that's my story and I'm sticking to it)

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