Bastard Sons of Abasement

The two gurning idiots in the front of this picture are obviously responding ecstatically to yet another suave mix by the Bastard Sons of Bass, or at least one of them, the other son appears to be picking nits off the gurner's head like the Silverback he is. I can now confirm reports that Gane put the 'shame' into 'Shameless populism' by sneaking in his diabolical re-mix of 'Billie Jean'. Though key members of the Phat Black were itching for their coats on hearing this, the crowd seemed to like it, and much stomping and gyrating took place. Oddly enough, there has been no response from the venue regarding future gigs. Could it be *gasp* that they didn't like us? Nay, it cannot be so, for verily, we rocked the place, despite requests for both 'Take that' and 'Kylie' which clearly indicate the clientele we were dealing with. Apologies to loved ones who had to sit around for five hours of cheese, beforing sitting around at the post mortem gathering for yet more hours, enduring crazed robots; such is the life of a booth babe.

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