Finally, a suitable replacement for those endless kitteh shots, endless Toby shots! Billsworth comes alive again in the interests of showcasing this marvel of modern science, the incredible Frozen Boy. Gasp in wonder as he fires radio active matter from his nether regions. Gaze in awe at his unwavering Frosty Stare (tm). Try helplessly to resist making silly cooing 'aaah' noises when you lay eyes on his ickle pretty mouth. Reel in horror when said mouth regurgitates a boobful of Mother's Own Cottage Cheese (patent pending) all down your neck.No matter. The little man, he is most lovely. I will only send him down the mines if I find myself suddenly out of wor...oh yeah.
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